Clash of the Super-Pinocchios: world's top liars go mano a mano
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Back in the day there were rumors about a top-shelf medical clinic in Switzerland, where the world’s A-listers got their pharmaceutical heroin. It’s where Keef Richards went for a whole-body transfusion every six months for fifty years.
What wasn’t well known at the time was the same clinic also offered nose-reduction surgery. It was colloquially known as the “Pinocchio Clinic.” Those Swiss geniuses branched into nose reductions back in the Nixon era.
Insiders have revealed the PC is by far the most profitable venture they’ve ever had. It is highly popular amongst politicians of the EU and NATO countries. Ursula Von der Lugen has allegedly had her ever-lying snoz cut back an astonishing 35 times!
But that’s nothing. According to those unnamed insiders, Trump holds the record at 214, but that’s not a secure lead. His “good friend” Bibi is breathing down his neck at 213!
At this very moment in history, two of the greatest con-men of all time are going head to head, mano a mano, trying to out-bullshit one another. There’s a lot at stake. The lives of whoever is left of the two million Palestinians who once called Gaza home, for one thing.
The survival of Israel as a supposed “liberal democracy” for another.
It pains me to say it, but were I a betting man, I’d wager on Bibi. It’s not that he’s a better liar per se; he’s just got way more experience in the truly momentous whoppers that justify his ongoing genocide. Trump has been known to call off strikes on terror targets because somebody might get hurt. What good are lying skills if you whimp out when it matters?
The Greatest Leader since Moses, on the other hand, has no qualms about raining US bombs on unarmed civilians cowering in tents.
It’s a tough world. The future belongs to those who can take tough decisions and never look back.
But don’t count Trump out. I mean, anybody who follows these matters knows the whole “we obliterated Iran’s nuclear program” shtick was… bullshit, and nobody knows it better than Bibi. Unfortunately, he also knows that Iran made an absolute mockery of Israel-USA air defences in the Twelve Day War. Another twelve days and Israel would be over.
Not only that, but Trump is beginning to realize his support of Israel is starting to bleed away his base. Even the hard-core Israel-firsters come to a point where they can no longer deny that Israel’s genocide is exactly that.
Not even the so-called Christian Zionists want to wear that badge.